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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via panicinthebutthole)

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: slovvbro, via newsympathies)

http://ben-c.tumblr.com/post/93531839582/koala-whisperer-chasingjimlock

koala-whisperer:

chasingjimlock:

anothermindpalace:

andrewsdick:

Protest for no more non con sheriarty fics

Time for more fics of them adopting cats and going camping!

God, if by “camping” you mean, “Jim renting a room at a 5 star hotel and looking out the window at the…

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
The problems of writing

clevergirlhelps:

  • Having a Beginning
  • Having an Ending
  • But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
  • HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
  • WHAT IS A PLOT
  • WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
  • WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

  • HOW DO I TITLE

FRIENDS

(Source: pitchblack-the-nightmare-king, via ask-yaoi-domain)

mc775:

When a bitch can’t even look at you and your friend is living for it

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(via frank-ieru)

grandtheftwentz:

THIS IS WHY FALL OUT BOY ARE SO IMPORTANT

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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(via pandacaks)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal, via the-fandoms-are-cool)

theneverendingpurplesky:

I just love the pairings in which one of them is a cute ball of sunshine

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and the other is the serious dork guy that clearly adores the cute ball of sunshine but has trouble expressing his feelings 

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and of course: height difference <3

(via pandacaks)

d0it4theratchetz:

gimmeahailsatan:

Tattoo needle slow motion.

Holy shit.
mychemicaltoast:

i’m sorry

Anonymous said: your name is so pretty!

Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
(No seriously thanks, sorry I’m trying to be funny)

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I really enjoy having a crush because then I feel motivated to know everything about him, his likes, his dislikes, his favorite bands, or movies, how many pets he has, his address.

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